These are actual things we've heard from computer newbies. Scary but true.

Intercom Explorer
Can you get RAM on a CD?
I think I deleted the internet.
Whenever I'm on the phone, I can't dial up. I think that's a bug.
I can't find my desktop!
Windows Me 2000
It says "webmasteratalteringtime.com" isn't a valid email address!
My computer is performing illegal operations! Am I in trouble?
I think it might be a problem with the soft drive.
When I print, the holes are on the wrong side... I think I need to get the printer repaired.
How do I download more ink for my printer?
Outback Express
I don't think my keyboard has an "any" key.
Do I have to shut down the computer before I restart?
Noo! My taskbar is really big again! Why me?!
Windows HP
I can never remember... do CDs go in label side up or down?
Are the numbers supposed to be in lowercase too?
Desktop eh? Is that under Programs?
It won't let me type my password... all I get is black dots.

These are actual things we've heard from computer newbies. Scary but true.

Intercom Explorer
Can you get RAM on a CD?
I think I deleted the internet.
Whenever I'm on the phone, I can't dial up. I think that's a bug.
I can't find my desktop!
Windows Me 2000
It says "webmasteratalteringtime.com" isn't a valid email address!
My computer is performing illegal operations! Am I in trouble?
I think it might be a problem with the soft drive.
When I print, the holes are on the wrong side... I think I need to get the printer repaired.
How do I download more ink for my printer?
Outback Express
I don't think my keyboard has an "any" key.
Do I have to shut down the computer before I restart?
Noo! My taskbar is really big again! Why me?!
Windows HP
I can never remember... do CDs go in label side up or down?
Are the numbers supposed to be in lowercase too?
Desktop eh? Is that under Programs?
It won't let me type my password... all I get is black dots.